Shit Seasoning/Salsa
Regular price $15.00Bad Ass Shit
Butt-Kicking Tenderizer
Bad Ass Shit is a seasoning designed for the refined cook to add a new dimension of flavor to beef and pork. Straight out of the playbook of James Bond himself, Bad Ass Shit employs a subtle, sophisticated touch to get the job done just right.
Chicken Shit
Poultry Seasoning
We’ve got something to crow about! Chicken Shit is the seasoning designed especially for chicken! This ain’t the same herbs and spices the fat man in the white suit uses; this is so much better! Chicken Shit is guaranteed to produce the juiciest, most succulent chicken imaginable. No matter how you prepare your poultry, Chicken Shit will bring out the best of the bird.
Special Shit
All Purpose Seasoning
Special Shit All Purpose Seasoning is a savory addition to any food! Made from a combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to produce a gourmet seasoning unlike any other, Special Shit is guaranteed to send your taste buds reeling! For a real BBQ treat, fire up your grill and use our secret spice blend for grilling and barbeque. You’ll have delectable steaks, chicken, seafood, pork, potatoes, and veggies! Just add Special Shit and you’ll land rave reviews!
Bull Shit
Steak Seasoning
Bull Shit is the finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry, no shit. After extensive testing in our Shit kitchens, we have come up with the perfect seasoning to compliment the finest cut of beef on the planet, the ribeye. But just wait until you see how Bull Shit brings out the tender goodness of T-bones, NY Strips, filets, flatirons and sirloins!
Aw Shit
Hot n’ Spicy Seasoning
Aw Shit Hot n’ Spicy Seasoning is specially blended for those who want to put a little zip in their doo-da. With a hot combo taste of Mexican meets Cajun, this seasoning provides just the right amount of kick to make you say “Aw Shit!” Aw Shit will get you reaching for the nearest beer, but without having to “bite the bullet” the next morning. Whether you’re a gourmet cook or a sadist trying to get even with a friend, Aw Shit will provide the extra heat to bring out your best.
Good Shit
Sweet n’ Salty Seasoning
Taste the sweet difference! Good Shit Sweet n’ Salty Seasoning is a specially blended formula designed to bring sweetness to the palate like no other seasoning does. This blend will transform regular chicken, ribs, and pork into a masterpiece of flavors. Amaze your friends and hear them say, “Man this is some Good Shit!” Good Shit will add just enough sweetness to leave your taste buds dancing. Try it on Teriyaki, popcorn (for that sweet and salty taste), ribs, chicken, Shit, put it on everything. But be forewarned, Good Shit is habit forming!
No Shit
Salt Free Seasoning
No Shit was developed as an all-purpose seasoning to enhance the flavor of beef, pork, chicken, vegetables, and eggs. Who could have imagined that a product without sodium could taste this good? Well folks, this just proves that we really know our Shit around here.
Hot Shit
The Best Salsa You Will Ever Taste… No Shit!
We’ve all had the mind and palette numbing salsa that is just way too hot to enjoy. And we’ve all had the little sissy hot salsa that a baby could enjoy. Well, we got tired of that bullshit and came up with a salsa you can actually enjoy!
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FAQ — Do you offer local pickup?
Yes! Free local pickup is available in Elk City.
You’ll be notified when your order is ready.
FAQ — How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1–2 business days (excluding weekends/holidays).
FAQ — Do you gift wrap?
Yes! Gift wrapping is free during holidays and available year-round by request.
FAQ — What’s your return policy?
Items must be returned in original condition (tags attached, odor-free, pet-hair-free).
Returns must be received within 14 days of purchase/delivery.
Returns are issued as digital or physical gift cards.
Shipping fees are nonrefundable.
Final sale items:
- Sale items
- Perfumes/sprays
- Personal care items
- Swimsuits
- Undergarments
- Headbands
- Hair clips/ties
FAQ — Do you exchange items?
We cannot guarantee exchanges because inventory moves fast.
You may return for store credit and repurchase if available.
FAQ — Can you ship Rowe Casa or Just Ingredients?
🚫 No, due to company policy we cannot ship these items.
If purchased for shipping, they will be refunded.
You can still order online and select Local Pickup.
FAQ — What if my item arrives damaged?
Please contact us within 3 days with photos at hello@shoppoppy.net.
FAQ — How do your sizes run?
Varies by item — see product descriptions or message us for help!
FAQ — Where are you located?
107 S Main St
Elk City, OK 73644
SHOP POPPY.
ADDRESS:
107 S Main Street
Elk City, OK 73644
STORE HOURS:
MONDAY–FRIDAY: 11:00–5:30
SATURDAY: 11:00–3:30
SUNDAY: CLOSED
(HOURS MAY VARY DUE TO HOLIDAYS)
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